Category: Xbox 360

Microsoft copies Wii-Mote; Innovation is for suckers

July 9, 2008 by Micah Bleich

Xbox 360's answer to the Wii-mote by MotusNo, it's not an optical illusion.


Microsoft is really just that creative.

What you're looking at is the Xbox 360's answer to the Wii-mote developed by Motus Games [See more here]

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Japanese Arcade Joystick features BEER and SURPRISE buttons.

June 6, 2008 by Micah Bleich

Beer and Surprise Hori Joystick

Hori Stick has a new Japanese Arcade Joystick for the Xbox 360. It is called the Real Arcade Pro EX, it has a two column button layout with
the shoulder/bumper buttons to the right of the multi-colored buttons.
It's on sale for ¥12,000 ($114) and out next week. (thanks to Kotaku.com for that translated info).

The real story however, is the two never before seen buttons. Beer and Surprise.

The Beer button, interestingly enough, serves you beer. You must provide your own mug, however the controller's tap keep it cool and just the right amount of foamy like the hot bartender in yet another Coor's light commercial.

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Game sales weekly - Narnia strangely absent

June 1, 2008 by Micah Bleich

Heres the nitty gritty from Gamasutra.com based on Amazon public sales information.

As you can see Narnia is still conspicuosly absent, sure, some may blame the fact that the game got horrible reviews and is just generally bad, but it has a freakin' talking lion in it! I smell conspiracy. A really really pointless conspiracy.

Here's the list:

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Where are the WMDs? Gears of War 2 Weapons Summary

May 30, 2008 by Micah Bleich

You wanted more concise details, so here they are! Now please stop leaving flaming poo on my doorstep, no matter how hard I try I can't resist stomping the thing out, and nobody likes a poo covered foot!

So anyways, here is the compiled list of weapons changes for Gears of War 2:

Arm your gears: New and
updated gears of war 2 weapons

New Weapons

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Resident Evil 5 - Due By March

Gamespot.com reports that Resident Evil 5 will be out by March, 2009. Let's see what they have to say...


Since the original announcement of Resident Evil 5 nearly three years ago...

As for empty promises, Two Bit News announced 3 months ago that we were going to consume a whole truck full of pumpkin pies by ourselves, however, since then we've sobered up, sorry.


Features

Top 5 Events You Shouldn't Invite Your WoW Guild To

March 11, 2009 by Micah Bleich

You love your guildmates, well, as much as you can love people you mostly only interact with online anyways, but what if you did see them more off-line? We'd like to help you avoid ruining your life as much as possible, so here is a list of the 5 events you probably shouldn't bring them to.

Image of Dancing Dwarf from WoWguru.com

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Top Ten Things You Can Learn By Watching Red Vs. Blue

February 9, 2009 by SSXallnight

Any gamer worth his snuff is familiar with Red Vs. Blue, but not a lot of people realize the educational value of the Halo-based machinima. If you're one of the unfortunates who isn't cool enough to know about the hilarious internet series; here is a list of things you would know if you didn't spend so much time doing your homework or actually showing up on time to your job.

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5 Steps To Become A Pretentious Asshole

November 29, 2008 by Micah Bleich

Pretentious Bunny

Sometimes just knowing something isn't enough. To truly appreciate knowledge, one must draw attention mercilessly to themselves. So, Two Bit News is happy to present this top list to sounding like a pretentious asshole, or guide if you prefer deriving from the latin word meaning "full of information" (more on this later!).

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