Category: Playstation 3

Sex With Megan Fox/Brad Pitt or Video Games?

April 3, 2009 by Micah Bleich

Sex Vs Video Games: Brad Pitt and Megan Fox

In the newest 2BN feature, we're asking you if you'd rather have a one-night stand with Megan Fox (for the guys, or the ladies that like ladies), Brad Pitt (for the gals, or the men into the rougher sex), OR would you rather get a brand spanking new Wii, with a complete complement of new accessories, and any game of your choice? And it's yours to keep, forever, or until you break it by trying to have sex with it.

One night of lust or a few years of pixels?

Sound off in the comments!

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Will Smith Signs on to Produce Fallout 4

March 21, 2009 by Micah Bleich

Will Smith to produce Fallout 4

ROCKVILLE - Big news for the Maryland based game company Bethesda Softworks today, as big time movie star and ethnically confused Will Smith signed on to produce the next installment of the hit series Fallout. [Details after the jump!]

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Eidos Releases Metal Gear: Batman

March 12, 2009 by Micah Bleich

MTV has been promoting the trailer for the new video game series, Batman: Akham Asylum. I'm sorry, did we say new game series? We really meant the newest sequel to Metal Gear solid, this time with Batman skins instead of Mr. Snake.

You have to infiltrate an enemy stronghold without being seen, heard or reported. Sound familiar? Well, watch the trailer, and you will get a distinct feeling of deja vu as you watch Mr. Wayne crawling behind walls and choking out baddies with guns that so conviently look the wrong way. I'm just wondering where the orange crates are?

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Not to knock them or anything, can you blame Eidos for wanting a slice of a good game design? I wonder what Lara Croft has to say about this...

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Street Fighter 4 Review

February 27, 2009 by CJ

Street Fighter 4 Review

[Overall Score: 9.5 - Steal from yo momma to get it]

The long awaited 4th installment in the long running Street Fighter series has finally hit. If this is your first time throwing a fireball or if you’ve been doing it for years you will find something to love here. And we're not just talking about the lustworthy Chun-li art.

Your rating: None Average: 4.5 (2 votes)

Sony to ready new thing!

February 21, 2009 by Jack Belmont

Sony Logo Dollar Sign

LA JOLLA - Today sony has begun it's search for people to evaluate an addition of the sony family. What could it be you ask? Perhaps a new version of the PSP, one with even more battery life, up to five minutes. Maybe a slim Playstation 3, one with backwards compatibility and all the other stuff they took out after bragging about it for so long.

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Features

Top 5 Events You Shouldn't Invite Your WoW Guild To

March 11, 2009 by Micah Bleich

You love your guildmates, well, as much as you can love people you mostly only interact with online anyways, but what if you did see them more off-line? We'd like to help you avoid ruining your life as much as possible, so here is a list of the 5 events you probably shouldn't bring them to.

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Top Ten Things You Can Learn By Watching Red Vs. Blue

February 9, 2009 by SSXallnight

Any gamer worth his snuff is familiar with Red Vs. Blue, but not a lot of people realize the educational value of the Halo-based machinima. If you're one of the unfortunates who isn't cool enough to know about the hilarious internet series; here is a list of things you would know if you didn't spend so much time doing your homework or actually showing up on time to your job.

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5 Steps To Become A Pretentious Asshole

November 29, 2008 by Micah Bleich

Pretentious Bunny

Sometimes just knowing something isn't enough. To truly appreciate knowledge, one must draw attention mercilessly to themselves. So, Two Bit News is happy to present this top list to sounding like a pretentious asshole, or guide if you prefer deriving from the latin word meaning "full of information" (more on this later!).

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