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Nintendo DS - Why You Should Be Glad To Own One

May 23, 2008 by myka

The Nintendo DS has been home to many solid and entertaining titles for quite sometime (no, not you Chronicles of Narnia) and continues to show no signs of stopping anytime soon. First quarter of this year has already played host to some great titles.
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Review - Advance Wars: Days Of Ruin / Dark Conflict (U.K.)

May 7, 2008 by myka

SCORE: 9.0 out of 10.0.
[Good Enough To Put Down The Pipe]

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Raving about Ravving Rabbids DS

February 21, 2008 by myka

Score: 7.0 out of 10

Bunnies is cute.
Thats all you need to know.

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A 'New' Adventure With Mario

December 10, 2007 by CaptainDuh

We here at Two Bit News aren’t always the most prompt game reviewers. Our annual budget of $20.15 is usually spent on pizza instead of buying the latest releases, so sometimes we might let a game go by for a couple months before we can review it. But we care about our reader and want to make sure he (or she) is informed of everything that’s going on in the gaming world, even if the news is a little late, and that is why the editor told me, “Who the hell are you? Get me some coffee! I’ve got a bad [censored]ing hang over.”
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Games Gone Wrong

Games Gone Wrong: Killzone 2: Layoffs
January, 29, 2009
Rockstar announces spinoff to Grand Theft Auto
December, 7, 2008

Comic

Great Moments In Gaming - ESRB
February, 8, 2009

Horoscopes

Don't Be An Idiot

AQUARIUS
January 20-February 18
Recheck your credit card balance -- if you're close to the limit, now is the time to settle up. There are lots of ways to manage debt like shaking trees and selling the apples that fall out. If you didn't understand this piece of advice, it's because you don't play Animal Crossing, and therefore, are not a complete idiot. Congratulations.

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Top Ten Things You Can Learn By Watching Red Vs. Blue

February 9, 2009 by SSXallnight

Any gamer worth his snuff is familiar with Red Vs. Blue, but not a lot of people realize the educational value of the Halo-based machinima. If you're one of the unfortunates who isn't cool enough to know about the hilarious internet series; here is a list of things you would know if you didn't spend so much time doing your homework or actually showing up on time to your job.

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5 Steps To Become A Pretentious Asshole

November 29, 2008 by myka

Pretentious Bunny

Sometimes just knowing something isn't enough. To truly appreciate knowledge, one must draw attention mercilessly to themselves. So, Two Bit News is happy to present this top list to sounding like a pretentious asshole, or guide if you prefer deriving from the latin word meaning "full of information" (more on this later!).

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Top 7 things to do while waiting for a Playstation 3 game install

June 19, 2008 by myka

Snake is bored waiting for MGS4 install

Being a Playstation 3 owner you're going to have a little bit of free time with those mandatory installs for games like Devil May Cry 4 and Metal Gear Solid 4 and any other games with 4 in it. Here are the top 7 ways for you to kill some time.

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