Category: DS

Michael Vick's Nintendogs

September 17, 2009 by Micah Bleich

Michael Vick's Nintendogs for Nintendo DS

Hot off his new signing to the Philadelphia Eagles, Mike Vick intends to complete his triumphant comeback with a hot new video game. Perhaps he chose the wrong franchise though?

Your rating: None Average: 6.9 (10 votes)

Wal-mart and Nintendo Team Up for New Handheld: The Rock

April 28, 2009 by Micah Bleich

Wal-mart Nintendo rocks

SAN DIEGO - With the swirling populary of the story about Wal-mart selling a woman a bunch of rocks when she thought she was buying a $138 Nintendo DS for her son (No bullshit, read about it here.) Nintendo and Wal-Mart have decided to capitilize with a new handheld system...THE ROCK.

Association with pro-wrestler Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson is still being investigated.

Your rating: None Average: 9 (2 votes)

Puzzle Quest Galactrix Review

March 4, 2009 by CJ

Puzzle Quest Galactrix

[Overall Score: 8.0 - Better than bubblegum, not as good as sex.]

CJ reviews the latest installment of the Puzzle Quest series.

Your rating: None Average: 5.7 (3 votes)

Get Ready To Play With Your Wii

February 26, 2009 by CJ

Original trashcan image from filthymess.com

If you're anything like me then your Wii probably collects dust when it’s not running Smash Bros. Brawl or random games of Mario kart. For a while now third party developers have been spending minimal effort and getting pretty big returns with shovel ware Wii games catering to the casual market. This year seems to be different so far. If you’re a hardcore gamer or a causal gamer looking for more than mini game collections there will be something for you. After the jump you'll find the full "serious business" gaming report.

Your rating: None Average: 8.7 (3 votes)

EA: A True American Zero

February 12, 2009 by Jack Belmont

COBRA ISLAND - Today beloved company Electronic Arts surprised nobody and announced that they would release G.I Joe for Wii, Xbox 360, PlayStation 3, PlayStation 2, PSP, DS and various mobile devices. With this game being released on so many formats how can it possibly be great? I had a chance to sit down with he head of EA's global marketing division and find out. (Read about it after the jump)

Your rating: None Average: 7.6 (5 votes)

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Is my girlfriend really interested in video games?

February 21, 2008 by Micah Bleich

Dear Mercedes, My girl says she's interested in video games, but whenever I talk about them for more than 30 minutes, she gets a glazed look and seems annoyed.

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How can I pick up more women?

February 10, 2008 by Micah Bleich

About Mercedes and this column:
So this traipse into column-self-worship/thinly-veiled-right-to-brag
has been a long time coming. I've only been in existence for 25 years
(and sleeping around/making out for about 11 of them) so I am sure many
of you are wondering what makes me so qualified to be giving anyone

Your rating: None Average: 8 (5 votes)