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Funny Things on Craigslist #1.

February 8, 2009 by Jack Belmont

Internationally published commercial fashion photographer seeks new models / actresses / creative girls who could be models.... for new projects.
I am a Brooks Grad. I do use real equipment. Im not a "dirty craigslister"

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In strange turn of events, sandwich eats man.

February 6, 2009 by Jack Belmont

WISCONSIN - Rich Hamil came home after a long day, kissed his dog rubbed his wife’s ears and sat down to watch some TV. His wife Ella, was reportedly going out to visit family. She then told her husband to make himself a sandwich if he was ever hungry, but when she came home, he was gone.

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Noob poster creates epic fail.

February 6, 2009 by Jack Belmont

In an epic failure Twobitnews.com reporter Jack Belmont has posted a news article in his blog. Belmont refuses to respond to our calls, eye witnesses say he cannot figure out how to work his phone.

More on this story as it unfolds

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Games Gone Wrong

Games Gone Wrong: Marvel Ultimate Appliance
February, 12, 2009
Games Gone Wrong: Killzone 2: Layoffs
January, 29, 2009

Comic

Great Moments In Gaming - ESRB
February, 8, 2009

Horoscopes

Don't Be An Idiot

AQUARIUS
January 20-February 18
Recheck your credit card balance -- if you're close to the limit, now is the time to settle up. There are lots of ways to manage debt like shaking trees and selling the apples that fall out. If you didn't understand this piece of advice, it's because you don't play Animal Crossing, and therefore, are not a complete idiot. Congratulations.

Features

Top 7 Makeshift Weapons for Fighting the Undead

June 8, 2008 by ZachShephard

Vampires. Mummies. My love life. What do these things have in common? They’re all dead, and the legends of their deeds will be the foundation of nightmares for years to come. We all fear the day when the reanimated corpse of Abraham Lincoln meanders down the street, thirsting for vengeance, brains, and a hat that won’t restrict his ability to enter a parking garage.

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10 Minute Recipes for Gamers - Garlic Cheese Pasta

June 3, 2008 by myka

We've all been in that situation we hate. In the 9th hour of a Smash Brothers Brawl, or Halo 3 session when Mr. hunger comes knocking on our stomach lining like an angry husband returning from a deadly salmon run to find you sleeping with his wife.

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Top 7 Iron Mans

May 27, 2008 by myka

No, we didn’t make a mistake. The title is, in fact, “Top 7 Iron Mans,” not “Iron Men.” We’re counting down the 7 people that have best honored the iron name with great accomplishments and general bad-assery. Some of these may shock you, but rest assured, they are rated by the highest authorities on the subject matter (or any subject matter, as far as we’re concerned): hardcore gamers.
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