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  • A.D.D. Report: Wii sells 7 Million in Japan, 35 Million Worldwide

    A.D.D. Report is the place where people who don't have patience ...blah blah blah.... get your news fast!

    TODAY'S TOPIC: Famitsu.com has said that the Wii has sold 7 million copies in Japan and 35 million worldwide. Two Bit News reports.

    What you need to know before you go back to playing the Wii you undoubtedly have:

    • The Wii sold it's 7 millionth unit in Japan
    • That puts the Wii just over 35 million worldwide since it came out in 2006
    • 7 Million is about 3x the amount that Playstation 3 (2.37 million) has sold.
    • Wii's online fuctionality is still crap, says the internet nerd in all of us.
    • Nintendo has started a trade in program in order to help more people get a system in time for Christmas. Simply turn in your eldest male child and you can purchase one for just $200!
    • Look for Xbox 360 and Playstation 3 to try to bu your love with lower costs or bundle deals in the near future.

    Thats it, now run along and try not to cut yourself on your new black friday toys!

  • A.D.D. Report - US Congress Introduces a Game-Restriction Bill

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    TODAY'S TOPIC: Gamespot.com reports that the US congress is releasing a video game related bill. Two Bit News reports.

    What you need to know before you go fly a kite:

  • A.D.D. Report - Video Game Sales Skyrocket

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    TODAY'S TOPIC: Gamespot.com reports that game sales beat expectations.

    What you need to know before you go ride a bike:

Features

5 Steps To Become A Pretentious Asshole

Pretentious Bunny

Sometimes just knowing something isn't enough. To truly appreciate knowledge, one must draw attention mercilessly to themselves. So, Two Bit News is happy to present this top list to sounding like a pretentious asshole, or guide if you prefer deriving from the latin word meaning "full of information" (more on this later!).

Top 7 things to do while waiting for a Playstation 3 game install

Being a Playstation 3 owner you're going to have a little bit of free
time with those mandatory installs for games like Devil May Cry 4 and
Metal Gear Solid 4 and any other games with 4 in it. Here are the top 7
ways for you to kill some time.

Horoscopes

Just Get Drunk

Capricorn
December 22nd - January 20th
Thanks to a couple of minor aspects you could find that you’re having some last minute qualms about your Holiday season gaming choices. Cast off the burden of choice and just get drunk and play whatever's on sale.
That Tamagotchi gaming party sounds a lot sweeter after a fifth of Jack Daniels.

Opinion

Tony Hawk video games are the new Madden NFL

This issue has been bothering me for a few months now and I wanted to get it off my chest.

I still remember how amazing it was playing the original Tony Hawk Pro Skater for Dreamcast (yes, Dreamcast, get off my back, it was amazing.) and it absolutely blowing my mind. Finally a game that made you feel like you were in control of a real skater from the get go, but also with the potential for mind blowing stunts not possible in real life.

Comic

Great Moments In Gaming - Pong
November, 23, 2008

Reviews

Guitar Hero: World Tour Song By Song Review

Well, the 4th edition of the Guitar Hero series is upon us and it's rife with already done hackneyed game functions stolen from Rockband, but hey, it's got cymbals!
I'm not going to bore you with my opinion of how much the sensitivity levels of the drums suck, or how awesome it is that you can trick your girlfriend into playing a video game with you. You can read that shit on some other website that actually cares if you're informed. Micah and KT are here to enterain and, of course, educate!