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Video Game Hottie Hall of Fame - Milla Jovovich

November 26, 2008 by myka

The latest inductee into the 2BN Video Game Hottie Hall Of Fame is the bad ass zombie blasting Milla Jovovich.

Ah Milla....
The first time I saw Milla ( I mean like really saw her because apparently she was on that show Parker Lewis Can't Lose and that just blows my mind, mostly because "Why?" But I guess you have to start somewhere..) she was Leeloo in that movie The Fifth Element which I admit was campy but still very entertaining. Anyway, she has allegedly done a bunch of other movies but the only stuff I remember (and her purpose for being here today) is the Resident Evil trilogy based on the eponymous video game. I was indeed one of the suckers who spent $13.00 of my hard earned money to see Resident Evil: Extinction last year. They put Ashanti in that crap movie and I'm sure when everyone saw her on set the first day, "Oh, so its going to be one of those movies" came to mind and decided to totally call in their performances.
So Milla recently went through a "fat model" phase...
No clearly she's pregnant, but she should totally suffocate whoever did that to her.
She has since recovered.

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