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Video Game Hottie Hall of Fame: Diora Baird

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March 30, 2009 by Mercedes Moore

Diora Baird

So it was a bit of a struggle trying to find pictures of Diora Baird with clothes on. I mean really, an awful, long, uncomfortable, heart-pounding struggle. But we made it through. [see more pictures after the jump.]

(images on this page courtesy of www.egotastic.com and www.maximonline.com)

A regular fixture in the pages of Maxim at home and abroad, this native Floridian definitely brings her "A" game to any SafeSearch Off Google image crawl. Our new inductee can already be seen in bit parts in films like The Wedding Crashers and Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning. If you happened to miss either of those fine pieces of cinematic excellence fear not; Diora will be on the big screen again in the upcoming Star Trek film. I don't know about you, but seeing teen-versions of Spock and Capt. Kirk is a little bizarre. Trailer looks cool, but perhaps this may another unecessary prequel (see Texas Chainsaw Masscre: The Beginning above).

Diora Baird

Diora Baird

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