'Duck Hunt' Knock-off Removed From iPhone App Store: What's Next? 3 Others To Watch Out For

January 31, 2009 by myka

Macworld reports that a game very similar to 'Duck Hunt' was removed from the iPhone app store due to copyright infringements.

Thats the understatement of thee century, it's basically the exact same game except with no crappy lightgun to piss you off with infinite misses because you didn't calibrate it within 1 nanometer of the TV's corners.

Other games expected to be pulled off the market are: (after the jump!)

Hasselvania - Why? Almost identical to Castlevania except starring David Hasselhoff.

Mario Bros. - Why? The creator insists that his characters are not plumbers, but rather "Bros" as in 20 something men obssesed with farting and chicks. We'll see how long that cover holds up.

Zelda: Tri-forced - Why? In this game, characters control a group of 3 miscreants gangrapping princess Zelda. Actually, this one might survive, it's good wholesome family fun.


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Recheck your credit card balance -- if you're close to the limit, now is the time to settle up. There are lots of ways to manage debt like shaking trees and selling the apples that fall out. If you didn't understand this piece of advice, it's because you don't play Animal Crossing, and therefore, are not a complete idiot. Congratulations.

Games Gone Wrong

Opinion

Tony Hawk video games are the new Madden NFL

January 2, 2009 by myka

This issue has been bothering me for a few months now and I wanted to get it off my chest.

I still remember how amazing it was playing the original Tony Hawk Pro Skater for Dreamcast (yes, Dreamcast, get off my back, it was amazing.) and it absolutely blowing my mind. Finally a game that made you feel like you were in control of a real skater from the get go, but also with the potential for mind blowing stunts not possible in real life.

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Reviews

Guitar Hero: World Tour Song By Song Review

November 20, 2008 by myka

Well, the 4th edition of the Guitar Hero series is upon us and it's rife with already done hackneyed game functions stolen from Rockband, but hey, it's got cymbals!
I'm not going to bore you with my opinion of how much the sensitivity levels of the drums suck, or how awesome it is that you can trick your girlfriend into playing a video game with you. You can read that shit on some other website that actually cares if you're informed. Micah and KT are here to enterain and, of course, educate!

Features

Top 7 Makeshift Weapons for Fighting the Undead

June 8, 2008 by ZachShephard

Vampires. Mummies. My love life. What do these things have in common? They’re all dead, and the legends of their deeds will be the foundation of nightmares for years to come. We all fear the day when the reanimated corpse of Abraham Lincoln meanders down the street, thirsting for vengeance, brains, and a hat that won’t restrict his ability to enter a parking garage.

10 Minute Recipes for Gamers - Garlic Cheese Pasta

June 3, 2008 by myka

We've all been in that situation we hate. In the 9th hour of a Smash Brothers Brawl, or Halo 3 session when Mr. hunger comes knocking on our stomach lining like an angry husband returning from a deadly salmon run to find you sleeping with his wife.