Category: Games Gone Wrong

Games Gone Wrong - Minecrap

December 11, 2011 by Micah Bleich


This week features a sequel to the hit indie game Minecraft.
It's so good, you'll shit bricks.

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Games Gone Wrong - Who Farted 3? Drake's Deception

November 20, 2011 by Micah Bleich

The latest installment in the Uncharted series has us investigating a plane crash involving who denied it, and who supplied it. Checkout Who Farted? 3. In stores never.

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Super Fucking New New Super Mario Bros.

November 17, 2009 by Micah Bleich

OK. We get it. It's a NEW game.

New Super Mario Bros. Wii

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Rockband: Kanye West

September 18, 2009 by Micah Bleich

While most game series wait a year or more to release a sequel, Rockband released one almost instantly in order to interrupt The Beatles at the height of their excitement. Much as Kanye West did to poor Taylor Swift at this year's VMAs. This game is sure to be a hit... or at least Kanye thinks it will, since he's in it, and he loves himself.

Rockband: Kanye West, in stores instantly, find it in the feminine care aisle, with all the other douches.

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Michael Vick's Nintendogs

September 17, 2009 by Micah Bleich

Michael Vick's Nintendogs for Nintendo DS

Hot off his new signing to the Philadelphia Eagles, Mike Vick intends to complete his triumphant comeback with a hot new video game. Perhaps he chose the wrong franchise though?

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Top 5 Events You Shouldn't Invite Your WoW Guild To

March 11, 2009 by Micah Bleich

You love your guildmates, well, as much as you can love people you mostly only interact with online anyways, but what if you did see them more off-line? We'd like to help you avoid ruining your life as much as possible, so here is a list of the 5 events you probably shouldn't bring them to.

Image of Dancing Dwarf from WoWguru.com

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Top Ten Things You Can Learn By Watching Red Vs. Blue

February 9, 2009 by SSXallnight

Any gamer worth his snuff is familiar with Red Vs. Blue, but not a lot of people realize the educational value of the Halo-based machinima. If you're one of the unfortunates who isn't cool enough to know about the hilarious internet series; here is a list of things you would know if you didn't spend so much time doing your homework or actually showing up on time to your job.

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5 Steps To Become A Pretentious Asshole

November 29, 2008 by Micah Bleich

Pretentious Bunny

Sometimes just knowing something isn't enough. To truly appreciate knowledge, one must draw attention mercilessly to themselves. So, Two Bit News is happy to present this top list to sounding like a pretentious asshole, or guide if you prefer deriving from the latin word meaning "full of information" (more on this later!).

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