Category: Virtual Console

New Wii Games: Virtual Console Arcade; Soon Followed by Hoverboards?

March 25, 2009 by Micah Bleich

Wii Virtual Console Arcade Hoverboard

BIRCHMONT - This morning Nintendo added even more old games you've already played to the Wii library. According to Kotaku.com (or by logging into the shopping channel and just looking) the new weapons in the Wii arsenal are Gaplus, Star Force, The Tower of Druaga, Mappy, with Space Harrier and Solvalou coming soon. They'll run you about 500 Wii points each. For those of you that remember playing these in the arcade, 500 Wii points translates to approximately 20 quarters, or 25 tokens if your local arcade had the "family deal" like mine did!

Thats the problem with kids these days, they have it so easy, not like us OGs that had to walk to the arcade in 6 feet of snow with nothing but the warmth from our power sucking Game Gear backlit screens to keep us warm. Now all they need to do is go riding up the internets and plug into the tubes that bring them good gaming stuffs. What's next, hoverboards?

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Top 5 Events You Shouldn't Invite Your WoW Guild To

March 11, 2009 by Micah Bleich

You love your guildmates, well, as much as you can love people you mostly only interact with online anyways, but what if you did see them more off-line? We'd like to help you avoid ruining your life as much as possible, so here is a list of the 5 events you probably shouldn't bring them to.

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Top Ten Things You Can Learn By Watching Red Vs. Blue

February 9, 2009 by SSXallnight

Any gamer worth his snuff is familiar with Red Vs. Blue, but not a lot of people realize the educational value of the Halo-based machinima. If you're one of the unfortunates who isn't cool enough to know about the hilarious internet series; here is a list of things you would know if you didn't spend so much time doing your homework or actually showing up on time to your job.

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5 Steps To Become A Pretentious Asshole

November 29, 2008 by Micah Bleich

Pretentious Bunny

Sometimes just knowing something isn't enough. To truly appreciate knowledge, one must draw attention mercilessly to themselves. So, Two Bit News is happy to present this top list to sounding like a pretentious asshole, or guide if you prefer deriving from the latin word meaning "full of information" (more on this later!).

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