Carlsbad, CA

Electronic Arts announced today that there will be a $90 version of Madden NFL '09 that will include "classic gameplay" (read: rehashed material to milk more money), and NFL Head Coach, a game that lets you roleplay as a head coach of a football team effectively doing nothing, but allowing you to feel good about yourself with the game's randomization engines tell you you've won. This is well worth the money if you're into being charged for piles of crap, no wait, that wouldn't fully represent the product, what I meant was: piles of crap that are outdated but given a new name. Enjoy!